At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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