YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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