This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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