Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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