i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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