they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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