Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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