She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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