Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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