But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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