There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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