I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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