A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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