Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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