He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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