So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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