phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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