He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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