I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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