is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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