I want to walk on stilts...naked
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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