I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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