Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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