apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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