i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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