I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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