Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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