I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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