awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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