he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
