You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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