Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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