i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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