The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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