She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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