Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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