kristin has been a bad kristin
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
