Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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