I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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