i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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