nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We had sex on a dog bed..
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
dude. I can hear the air.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
