I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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