Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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