HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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