it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
whose parrot is this?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize