That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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