Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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