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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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