I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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