My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
