summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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