so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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