I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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