Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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