How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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