Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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