Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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