does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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